No Flips for this flop

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OK, I buy that Victoria’s Secret bras alter reality by transforming my pitiful, triple post-nursing chest into a Rack of Glam, but flip flops that will give me longer, leaner-looking legs? You mean I can defy my gene code (name me one Filipino in the NBA) for a mere $49.95 plus tax and shipping? Those marketing guys at Victoria’s Secret need to get their head out of Gisele Bundchen’s, er, cleavage and get another campaign for the FitFlop, post-haste. Try: We’ve stripped down a sneaker and slapped some bands on it to give you a thick-soled slipper. You know the economy’s got to be hurting when Victoria’s Secret is going for the fitness fanatic rather than the fashion — oh all right, soft porn — jugular.

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